Yo, check it. The Capulets and the Montagues got mad beef, right? They be scrapin’ all over town. Romeo Montague is a playa fo’ real but he’s bumming because he can’t get into some honey’s pants. His forgets that chick when he spots Juliet Capulet at a house jam. He chats her up, and later rolls by her crib to see wassup. He promises to wife her and does, but they keep it on the down low. Then Juliet’s O.G. daddy tries to make her get wit’ some other dude, but she’s not havin’ it. What goes down is o.d. Shakespeare's language isn’t so difficult once you get used to it.